geek palace
Home Random Ask Me RSS

REBLOG this if you’re a female


Let’s see if girls run Tumblr :)



(Source: cleopvtra)

Post by cleopvtra (via arctic--mikeys)
July 31, 2014 at 7:31 PM | Post Permalink | 417,089 notes


You rise with the moon. I rise with the sun.
Post by 16stolenxpaperthin (via meltingangels)
July 31, 2014 at 7:30 PM | Post Permalink | 12,391 notes


Albus Severus Potter starts Herbology at Hogwarts

"Hey Professor Longbottom; My father says I was named after the bravest man he ever knew, did you know-"

"Well, It’s nice to meet you, Neville Potter"

"Actually, it’s-"

"It’s Neville. Your name is Neville"

Post by hungerfaerie (via hogwartskidsproblems)
July 31, 2014 at 7:26 PM | Post Permalink | 70,718 notes

My therapist just told me a joke.




So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”


*punches the air*

Post by timemachineyeah (via theacademyoffuckyou)
July 31, 2014 at 7:25 PM | Post Permalink | 12,219 notes

To those who don’t understand the difference between DC and Marvel,







Post by braidfist (via theacademyoffuckyou)
July 31, 2014 at 7:23 PM | Post Permalink | 64,766 notes

(Source: deathbymilk1)

Post by deathbymilk1 (via b-damned)
July 31, 2014 at 7:15 PM | Post Permalink | 54,686 notes


sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen


(Source: officialvergilsparda)

Post by officialvergilsparda (via ruinedchildhood)
July 31, 2014 at 7:09 PM | Post Permalink | 283,345 notes


Teen Wolf AU - Sterek AU

Post by mysnarkyself (via stilinskimartinhale)
July 31, 2014 at 6:48 PM | Post Permalink | 616 notes

(Source: kurtsengaged)

Post by kurtsengaged (via summers-in-sunnydale)
July 31, 2014 at 6:48 PM | Post Permalink | 61,152 notes


that is the face of a broken man

Post by agents-of-frickle-frackle (via agtcarters)
July 31, 2014 at 6:42 PM | Post Permalink | 1,312 notes


Fuck you too.

Post by shingeki-no-random (via timidzombie)
July 31, 2014 at 6:41 PM | Post Permalink | 27,775 notes


In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

Post by pineplapple (via arctic--mikeys)
July 31, 2014 at 6:32 PM | Post Permalink | 106,944 notes





Dear White People Official Trailer 1 (2014) - Comedy HD

all I see is black people talking about this. white people. go see this movie. you need to see this movie.

Post by cyberrghetto (via syupon)
July 31, 2014 at 6:28 PM | Post Permalink | 49,590 notes


do you think sneaking out is ever a problem at hogwarts? like beyond secret passages to hogsmeade for late-night hogsmeade.

imagine there’s this small muggle scottish town not far from hogwarts. just a quick broom hop.

and some especially rambunctious muggleborns start hanging out around there. they sneak out on days no one’s looking for students, quidditch matches and hogsmeade weekends. 

sometimes they go to the little movie theater and the workers are always baffled. this town isn’t exactly a tourist spot, but every so often, a group of kids just show up out of nowhere. there’s a core few, but there’s always at least a couple who watch these movies like they’ve never even heard of the concept of the moving picture before. and they just sit there with their eyes wide and these big smiles. 

and they always go out to eat after, but never to a restaurant, no. they go to the convenience store and wipe out the junk food and candy aisle. and they carry the leftovers like they’re going into hibernation.

sometimes it’s just a couple of them. they sit at the cafe and the waitresses all eavesdrop on them because they say the weirdest things like “it’s so nice to eat without wax dripping on our heads, eh?” or “you look kind of different under electric lighting. i’m not used to it.”

their only friend in town is the guy who works in the music shop. they hardly ever buy anything, but the guy plays the newest music for them whenever they stop in. he fills them in on new albums and singles that just came out. a few girls ask about one tv show. he doesn’t pry, but once one of the teens told him they just “don’t have access to this stuff”

sometimes they just sit in the park all day, drinking soda and eating candy bars, and just read magazines, with more piled around them.

it’s not that they wish they weren’t at hogwarts or that it’s a prison to break out of. sometimes being surrounded by magic can just be too much. they get homesick for a whole other way of life. 

Post by notaloneintheuniverse (via liamdunbars)
July 31, 2014 at 6:14 PM | Post Permalink | 11,590 notes


ok guys but.

i was just looking up the meaning of the name Erwin and guess what:


This man


is literally





Post by downtheupstairs (via jyncsii)
July 31, 2014 at 6:13 PM | Post Permalink | 4,969 notes

Welcome to Platform 9¾ | 1 / 4764 Next »

Hi, my name's Holly, i'm 16 and pansexual.
I'm an awkward person and i'm part of these fandoms (in chronological order):
Harry Potter, Disney, Marvel, Percy Jackson, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin, Supernatural?, American Horror Story, Firefly, Game of Butts, Teen Wolf, Star Trek, Misfits, Scandal, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Free!, Attack on Titian and many more.
I live in the states and am a feminist.
My life is very boring, more so as i keep writing this.

I survived the mishapocalypse. 4/1/13. 'twas terrible.

"Slytherin will help you
on your way to greatness"

Theme based on and images from by J.K. Rowling
Originally coded for Tumblr by Jennifer at Tholaire. Modifcations for each house by Rachel Dana